Honytawk

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[–] Honytawk 4 points 1 week ago

The majority sure, but there are some gems though.

Baldurs Gate 3, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, Doom Eternal, Elden Ring, God Of War, ... for example

You can always wait for a couple of years before playing them, but saying they didn't miss anything is a gross understatement.

[–] Honytawk 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (16 children)

Putin is by far the worst one.

Neither Netanyahu nor Khamenei have the capacity for war the way the other 2 have.

And Putin already has achieved what Trump wants to achieve: being a dictator with full control of the state.

Oh how much the world would improve if all 4 of them suddenly get a bullet between the eyes.

[–] Honytawk 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you rather not be born the sex that you identify as?

[–] Honytawk 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that is the kink shame level 1 spell

[–] Honytawk 11 points 2 weeks ago

They didn't have any of it directly at their fingertips, though.

[–] Honytawk 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Only if they are in captivity.

In the wilderness they share their resources. The strongest would defend the weakest, especially if they had an orange.

[–] Honytawk 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You seem to be worshiping billionaires who would never give one iota of care about you

[–] Honytawk -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alex Jones is mainstream media, bud

[–] Honytawk 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] Honytawk 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Turns out those pupulons are the most vicious invasive species of the universe. Made from radiation, it sucks the bone marrow right out of your bones. Its saliva is lead based and they shoot plasma out of its eyes. They also attach to any ship that gets close, make themselves invisible and multiply into infinity in space.

They also recently developed faster than light travel and are making themselves ready to invade the universe.

Even moopsy is scared of them.

Their tactic of using big eyes even worked on those other aliens.

[–] Honytawk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't know love tasted like salmonella

[–] Honytawk 19 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.

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