GluWu

joined 1 year ago
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Laughs/cries in Subaru

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago

It goes it goes it goes it goes

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I'll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You'll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

You're supposed to go at least 2 knuckles deep to make sure the chute is clear.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

FFF: Fuck Face F'elon

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

And, upon this day, it was proclaimed, deez, deres, and all of deys nuts shall be fat and got. For our shared burden, and the sag of our scrotums, is a blessing bestowed by the Uncle, The nephew, and my friend Jeff who you guys don't know.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 22 points 2 weeks ago

Everyday for the last month:

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 40 points 2 weeks ago

Saw this posted in a ADHD com a few days back. Every comment was just like "oh no...". I opened it and like 20 minutes later realized, oh no. I can and have spent many entire days just reading Wikipedia and following linked subjects. So much so I run out in areas. I can't handle a lot of visual and audio stimulation, short form content is such a nightmare for me, can't watch it. But give me pages of the most dense info and I'm hooked. I just need the option to download every paper referenced from every Wikipedia page I visit.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 62 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I DONT MEAN TO CAUSE ALARM BUT THERES A SEVERE LACK OF HOG CRANKIN IN THESE COMMENTS. WE ARE ALL BLESSED BY GOB TO BE CRANKIN OUR HOGS ARRROOO

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 58 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (14 children)

2200 - 0500 sleep

0530 - 0630 commute

0630 - 1700 work

1700 - 1800 commute

1800 - 1900 chores

1900 - 2000 make and eat the food

2000 - 2100 bathe

2100 - 2200 get in bed

2200 - 0500 sleep, repeat

where relationship tyme?

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
 
 
 
 

:(

 

OC

 
 
 

OC(originally cummed)

 
 
 

Cats can live for 20+ years. Maybe there are a few left that were born in the 90s and are just chilling.

 
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