Fontasia

joined 2 years ago
[–] Fontasia 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"My dear Watson" my friend said, swallowing deeply, blue icing colouring his lips as though the bitter chill had gotten to him, "it is a three cupcake problem, nothing more."

[–] Fontasia 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would it still be possible to have a shower?

[–] Fontasia -4 points 1 week ago

Man posting this has three photos of a stump he removed once, 10 photos of a trip to Spain and 3 selfies done by his niece

[–] Fontasia 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A lot of news articles are covering both parts of this (they are mostly unrelated stories), but only Rolling Stone was brave enough to put both parts in the one headline

[–] Fontasia 0 points 1 week ago

I love it when posts line up like this

[–] Fontasia 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It fun once or twice but still Monopoly, Hasbro couldn't commit to the bit so ithe rules are barely altered. If you're expecting a player is the Asset Manager, who slowly buys all the property and jacks up rent of the whole board, you're going to be disappointed.

[–] Fontasia 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I decided to look into it and can you believe NO ONE KEPT TRACK OF THE FUCKING SCREWDRIVER.

[–] Fontasia 11 points 2 weeks ago

I think the funniest thing anyone could do right now would be for HBO Max to delist the episode of Big Bang Theory he is in, because over two dozen posts he would

  1. Claim he hates streaming
  2. Complain that this is censorship and platforms shouldn't be allowed to remove or restrict content
  3. Talk about the viewing figures and repost the promotion of the currently airing second spin off and the upcoming third spin off
  4. Nonchalantly state that no one likes or cares about The Big Bang Theory anymore or ever did
  5. @jim parsons for help
  6. Someone would mention that an episode revolves around his plans to get someone to Mars by 2020
  7. Delete all these tweets
[–] Fontasia 2 points 2 weeks ago

YES WE HEARD YOU, YOU ARE SCOTT MALKINSON BARBIE AND YOU HAVE DIABETES

[–] Fontasia 28 points 2 weeks ago

Oh man, that's the second time America lost to Vietnam

[–] Fontasia 6 points 3 weeks ago

The one thing that always amazes me about white surpremecists, Republicans and idiots is the belief that the group they hate is in no way contributing to the economy. Maybe they believe there is a secret group of "good whites" that only they know about (Aha, the true illegals!), who will perfectly slot in and provide not only their economic output, but increase it.

[–] Fontasia 2 points 4 weeks ago

It's an extreme version of the sunk cost fallacy. His believers are the type of people who think that changing your mind is a sign of weakness. For America to pass this period, a lot of these people will expect a Pact of Forgetting type situation so they don't have to answer for what they were encouraging.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pact_of_Forgetting

 

FBI finally gets the memo that, yes, other people can find and use mandated back doors

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/26075718

 
 

Essentially, there have been two reactions over on grad today:

  1. I didn't vote, neither of the candidates were going to stop the war in the Gaza Strip, therefore, there could be no good outcome for the US, therefore I can't be held accountable
  2. I voted for a third party, which Republicans will have to acknowledge and respect
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20474047

Found a Minimum Speed Limit sign in the middle of my town.

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submitted 10 months ago by Fontasia to c/thenetherlands
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3832017

Once again we punch above our weight, so you wankers don't have lag between strokes

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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4856141

We live in a sci-fi dystopia.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/2927731

'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage

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