DurbanPoison

joined 2 months ago
[–] DurbanPoison 2 points 1 month ago

schadenfreude from knowing he's not having a good time and is saying the most stupid shit imaginable

the woke left made me forget where I put my car keys

[–] DurbanPoison 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I rate they're intending to keep those photos, but will stop when an exec with a little bit of humanity has a change of heart after checking the database when he realises he is looking into the eyes of a unkempt man with visible depression who is going to spend the next 15 minutes trying to settle on a video and another two minutes masturbating.

[–] DurbanPoison 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you telling me that a 67 year old wealth hoarder didn't make this image?

[–] DurbanPoison 10 points 1 month ago

I've seen more dead people on my screen in the last year than I saw in my prior ~15 years on the internet combined

so many children

I was never overly sensitive to gore, but after a year of footage from Gaza, I have to immediately close whatever app/browser I was using if I stumble across another Palestinian kid screaming for their dead parents.

Have so few in the IDF had a "are we the baddies" moment?

[–] DurbanPoison 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shit dude. That would financially ruin me after the first payment. (I don't get paid in dollars nor euros, but the company does.)

What job do you do now? How bad was the pay cut? (Or unexpected pay boost)

Do you still take Ritalin? I've been taking Vyvanse for a year now, switching from a Concerta generic. I'm indifferent, but the lisdexamfetamine lasts wayyy longer. Also I get this strange general sense of "something great is going to happen very soon".

Venlafaxine and Buproprion helped major with anxiety and somewhat with depression. Instead of getting anxious, I now get grumpy.

Before it was "oh shit, oh fuck", now it's "ugh shit, what fucking now"

Saw you were sitting at 0 points. Who tf downvotes someone's thoughtfully written non-hostile comments?

Btw thanks for the brain wave info. I thought that was like, hippie stuff, but no it's like, legit science.

[–] DurbanPoison 1 points 1 month ago

yeah, when I take breaks from it/run out

[–] DurbanPoison 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Any tips on how to wake up during nightmares

I've had vivid nightmares for the last 10 years due to antidepressants and on/off cannabis use.

Even if the situation is terrifying, I eventually found peace in knowing I'm getting rest.

Let's say I wake up now and can't go back to sleep. It'll be what, like 2am/3am? Now the rest of my day is fucked. Was it really worth waking up?

[–] DurbanPoison 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

in capitalism I wanted to be an astronaut, but now I have a substance abuse problem and write spaghetti code for a corporate machine that would not give a shit if I dropped dead tomorrow.

[–] DurbanPoison 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah

So she's having a shit day.

I can celebrate at that at, least

[–] DurbanPoison 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sorry I have legit head slowness

how do I play it

[–] DurbanPoison 14 points 1 month ago (8 children)

She died? May jesus provide her with a nickname that reflects the way she lived her life.

In very unrelated news, I got half of my daily steps in, so I'm going to celebrate that. I am not celebrating the death of a politician, I am celebrating achieving my difficult goal of 4400 steps.

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