Clasm

Here's the Wikipedia article on them: https://www.wikiwand.com/en/articles/Electrolyte

For simplicity's sake, they are salts, acid, or bases that can suspend themselves in a polar liquid, like water, and can conduct electricity.

They help maintain the body's ability to hydrate, and are critical in maintaining nerve and muscle functions, since they are electric tissues.

It's also the main electrolyte ingredient in a few electrolyte drinks.

"Their cultists still decorate themselves with replicas of the murder weapon to This Day!!!"

It likely installed in the background as a hidden 'app'. No user interaction required.

I prefer the term 'Fractally incorrect'.

This will likely increase the shortfall in our already dwindling tourist spending, thereby justifying a sell-off of public lands to private entities.

Less "pressure from trump" and more "the US can no longer be trusted because of trump."

Bold of you to assume this means they are hiring more workers...

Wouldn't be the first time, if true.

I generally reframe it from a perspective even they think they understand: Money.

Governments want their money. Less Population = Less Taxes for them to take, ergo, no government is trying to lower their population. And do they, the audience, think that the government is willing to have less money?

I don't think so!

Suicidal Death Cult

They are actively doing everything in their power to bring about the end of the world.

Yeah, stupid people who lack empathy only get to run for the Republican ticket!