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That's an interesting method but I usually use a knife to slice it off and eat it with a spoon.

Unless I want to splash corn on everyone at the dinner table.

Fuck off /r/spez

That's a given.

This has to be it. At first I thought it was foreshadowing of the meta meeting. Thank God it's just a little humour!

She's either the whitest Japanese girl I've ever seen, or the most Japanese white girl I've ever seen.

Idiots that make a whole lot more money from the data than the 42k they're paying.

You misspelled Thiccgirl

Nope. When government workers do it they only allow them to do it for short stints, mandatory counseling, and then they're done. Referring to specifically reviewing CP-and similar related cases, but there is plenty of that being shared on Facebook. We don't see it because it's reported and the paid moderators dispose of it quickly.

That's happened with almost every VPN provider that has claimed to be no-log and then got a government subpoena. At that point you have 2 options: A.) Shut down, or B.) Code a technical way to capture the requested information for that user.

Sometimes they do choose to shut down and sometimes there isn't a technically feasible way to get the information.

I'm not the commenter but it seems fairly obvious what they're saying.

The child doesn't know that touching the hot stove will burn them, but you do because you have a lifetime of experience.

To add to this: To the child, it's essentially magic that you know exactly where the heat starts, and how you have the ability to boil water.

If you're saying it in a light-hearted 'lol kids are chaos' way then yeah.

How do bidets work with different types of poop? My butt has been on a real peanut butter kick lately, and I'm starting to despise wet wipes.

I mean, are we talking green or black john oliver's?