CaptSatelliteJack

joined 8 months ago
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A lil stocky

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 12 hours ago

Sometimes I go to the bathroom solely to wipe the sweat from my asscrack/taint. I call it Operation Sweaty Bunghole. This is the first and only time I've ever discussed it outside of my own mind.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 4 points 13 hours ago

"May the best daddy win"

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 3 days ago

I was helping someone move and the elevator in the apartment received a call from "Walmart" saying they were trying to verify a charge for a PS5 Super Deluxe edition plus controller, and to give them a call back. Y'know the emergency call button in an elevator, and how it says when the light is flashing someone has answered the call? It was flashing. Very weird.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 1 week ago

Fellas, is GSG fumbling the bag?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mechromancy, I guess. I genuinely don't really know.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hawken was recently brought back from the dead by a few insanely dedicated fans.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

Just have your king do a perfect counter when the Black Queen moves to attack, duh

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago
  1. Take control of the system
  2. Abuse the system until it breaks The system no longer functions, as expected. This prevents the system from leaking revenue
  3. Claim this broken system is unnecessary junk
  4. Remove the junk
  5. Repeat as necessary Logical conclusion: total destruction of money leaking service sectors without firing a single person. Avoid payouts related to severance because everyone "quit." Save any costs those services were spending.
  6. Profit
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yo I just noticed they have little bro canines! He a meateater!

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know I'm late to the party, but have you tried battlebit? It actually is pretty good.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 4 points 2 weeks ago

What an interesting collection of words

 

Plz

Hep Hep plz

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