ByteJunk

We need to tone down the volume of Neymar games from the training data.

Is "scaly" a thing? Like, are they embraced by the furry community , or is there like a line in the sand when it comes to coating?

Well I mean, if you fell asleep with that cute, satisfied look, it was absolutely worth it!

You silly goose! We love you too.

Don't knock yourself down! I'm sure your glitter is great too!

Sounds like a fun party!

A prude, uptight wizard who can't deal with the barbarian's lack of decorum, a bard who's been having wet dreams about the barbarian, and the barbarian itself, who completely ignores the antics of both of them.

Everything is as it should be, your Highness.

"Wizard, make a Wisdom saving throw.”

You fail. Spectacularly.

And so, dear Wizard, your eyes—those twin orbs of arcane wisdom—are assailed by an unspeakable sight. A full, high-definition, slow-motion vista opens before you: the truth. Gronk… is going commando.

There is no lining. No barrier. No modesty. The protection this garment offers is strictly magical, not moral.

In a moment that seems to stretch into eternity, the dress lifts, flutters, and reveals the unrestrained thunder of Gronk’s ancestral pride—swinging with the weight of a hundred rages. Like a pendulum powered by pure barbaric joy. And now... you know.

A single tear of blood rolls down your cheek. Then another. Your staff slips from your hands as your pupils dilate with trauma. You take 1d4 psychic damage and gain the Bleeding (Eyes) condition for the next 1d6 rounds. Your next spell has disadvantage, unless it's Blindness/Deafness cast on yourself.

Roll for therapy.

Hi Stan. I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy.

"Climate crisis is making things slightly too warm for comfort"

Oh my. How bothersome.

I know you didn't mean it that way, just the understatement had me cackling.

I challenge anyone, regardless of gender, to be sitting on that panel and not taking a quick peek.

To me, Emma Watson has got to be one of the most beautiful people on this planet. And she's also very pretty.

But yes, the irony here isn't lost on anyone.

I heard the "OUTCH!" In this image.