Burgerlurker

joined 2 years ago

Have seent the video. Its quite the throwback really, definitely worth a watch.

I think its pretty obvious with the tent pitched in my pants...

[โ€“] Burgerlurker@burggit.moe 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back in my day, Orcs were only brutal monsters to be slain without remorse. If you wanted to be a green meanie you played a half-orc and you liked it and you didnt question the parental implications of your character!

I'm lost, man. Is it even human? Or just a writhing mass of flesh and fat?

What a beautiful way to start the day ๐Ÿ™‚

Boobs? Too old.

[โ€“] Burgerlurker@burggit.moe 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I lean in and bury my face in your hair over your shoulder. one hand is on your cute fuzzy tummy, holding you firmly but gently against me. The other hand is under the towel... im too flustered to speak but my excitement is palpable. You feel something growing in my swim shorts and we're starting to get stares from other beach goers.

-out of character: maybe we should take this more private lol. DM me if you want, i like where this is going :D

[โ€“] Burgerlurker@burggit.moe 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

sits up "well sweetie why dont you sit on my lap and we can keep you covered with the towel" ;)

[โ€“] Burgerlurker@burggit.moe 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

First im gonna inquire; where are your swim bottoms, young lady? Did you forget them at home again?

[โ€“] Burgerlurker@burggit.moe 1 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I wanna be him tho

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