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That's absolutely a rumor - he was in full control of his bowels and meant to shit himself.

That I'll only believe when I see it. That sub is the dumbest echo-chamber I've ever seen.

The funny thing is that this isn't bigger news. In a sane administration heads would roll.

Called it: https://archive.is/g1QC4

I was actually thinking of doing some extra-hard rubbing right before I die.

I think we can all prove it together.

Same here.

He's already spinning some yarn that it was Ukraine. I call bullshit.

Oh, one can dream.

Next: Elon Musk will try to fake one and will pull a full on Eric-Cartman-style "screw you guys, I'm going home" when his incompetence is inevitably revealed..

Well, I think it can go lower. Much lower.

They are so transparently stupid and vile at this point that I'm not going to get emotionally invested any longer. Just remember that it was these assholes and the assholes that voted them in when the planet is dying.