Abraxadabra

joined 2 days ago
[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I really couldn't care less about what you'll assume, and I find it a bit weird you think out loud as if you forgot to take your meds or something.

[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

that's what I'm saying, I'm getting the same "triggered energy" which is used to coldly ban people as if they are just numbers but it's like they need me here because the site is so small, so this frustrates them even more.

[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

oh, so you used to be cool you say? Make it my problem why don't you?

[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

he's a natural gimp

[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

adjectives

what's the matter, you're more into pronouns or what?

[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world -2 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

I think I either triggered ex reddit mods or power hungry wannabes, like you can see in this thread, obviously some of the triggered ones are mods.

[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world -4 points 9 hours ago

cute, obviously a fan, a wannabe. You want to bask in my glory.

[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

they all have dog collars so we can leash them easily

[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world -4 points 9 hours ago

I think it's a conspiracy that goes deep, all the way from the faked moon landing in 1969. Kubrick knew, that's why he had to go.

 
[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I bet these are either ex reddit mods, or reddit mod wannabes. They have narcissistic need to be seen, to feel as if they have power, lil dweebs basically. Incel simps on only fans, maybe they'd buy my bath water?

[–] Abraxadabra@lemmy.world -1 points 10 hours ago

I bet there's a bunch of ex reddit mods here, dog walker tyrant wannabes

 

There's no place safe from reddit mods anymore. Recently I posted a funny meme about how weak and powerless they are IRL and it got downvoted to oblivion. So what do you think, why are reddit mods coming here, do they miss me because I left reddit, or is it something else?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Deep within the damp, mildewed corners of their childhood bedrooms, the Reddit moderator slithers; a gelatinous, spineless entity whose only sustenance is the fleeting dopamine rush of deleting someone else’s comment. Neither feared nor respected, they exist in a pitiable limbo between insignificance and self-importance, clinging to their unpaid digital throne like a barnacle on the hull of a sinking ship.

Their natural habitat is the mod queue, where they squirm and wriggle, seeking out any hint of fun, dissent, or originality so they may smother it with the cold, lifeless grip of "Rule 3: No Humor Allowed." Like a tapeworm feeding off the content of others, they contribute nothing, yet demand obedience, reveling in their only real power...the ability to silence those more intelligent, funny, and interesting than them.

But outside of their pathetic, glowing prison? Their wives; yes, the few who ever tricked someone into marrying them; are being thoroughly satisfied by their boyfriends while these mods busy themselves mass-deleting threads about why their favorite Marvel movie was mid. A cuckold not just in life but in principle, they enforce their arbitrary, selectively applied "no harassment" rules while watching their spouse make better choices right in front of them.

And what happens when they finally crawl away from the subreddit they pretend to own? Nothing. No legacy. No impact. No skills. Just a sad, shriveled little worm, trampled underfoot by the real world, sobbing as the last vestige of their "power" disappears the moment their Wi-Fi goes out.

 
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