2Blave

joined 2 years ago

Look at all these people with a (very) bright future. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

You see, what it was is that the sea was getting crowded and ancient fishbro just needed like five minutes of peace and fucking quiet...

Look at all these people with a (very) bright future. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Just lit it right up in a flash, right?

Family Burns Down House While Trying To Get Rid Of Snake in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When "Ƙilling it with fire!" goes wrong...

Jeffries calls for ‘traditional Republicans to break with the extremists’ in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Well, when you put it that way, it sounds plausible.

Jeffries calls for ‘traditional Republicans to break with the extremists’ in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You think there are currently FIVE R's in the House who are willing to put the well being of this country before their party?

HA HA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All we are saying is, give war a chance in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This is clearly mocking the bloodthirsty policies of the US and its allies, not actually supporting air strikes.

As such, it's pretty damn funny.

Anyone else just get the national alert? in c/eugene@lemmy.world

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Damn it feels good to be a zombie.

A real zombie-ass zombie plays his cards right

A real zombie-ass player never runs his fucking mouth

Endlich Zombie-Apokalypse in c/600euro@feddit.de

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Bad luck for you... I'm now a zombie.

I was a zombie before, but I'm a zombie now too.

Very good meme I found in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

The whole point of memes is low effort, broski.

And get two birds stoned at once. in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is unsafe, because it might lead to a catastrophic tire failure. A small pebble under the valve stem cap is much safer and equally effective.

Fetterman's hoodie vs. Boebert's handsy night: Why Republicans can't see their own hypocrisy in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Therein lies the true danger from these zealous traitors: they see outgroups as not human and will happily commit any number of atrocities against anyone they consider "other."

Brinner Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Hard to tell... they're just grey and probably almost flavorless.

I'm betting they got covered in either ketchup or steak sauce.