is there a ralph's around here?
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.
100% compostable
@BonesOfTheMoon Funerals are bourgeoisie BS. $ 700 cremations include a cardboard box
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I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive
How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?
A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.
Hell I'd be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.
First parts are organ donations.
The excess can be used by science.
The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don't care.
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Jeffrey Dahmer has enter the chat.
Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.
At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.
I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.