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[–] hikikoma@ani.social 93 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Be scared and horny, gotcha.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was thinking scorny, yours is better

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

(To be fair, I think it's referencing Futurama)

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

You need to watch Futurama's "Amazon Women In The Mood."

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I generally am.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 41 points 1 year ago

"Ahhh! Ahhhh! My dick's caught in your wheels upon wheels!"

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"would fuck" but English speakers hate- speaking so they shorten everything

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

True, we hate.

[–] joucker29@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I probably wouldn't but u do u i guess.

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ratman150@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago

The tshirt says "monster fucker" so the person is saying "I'd fuck that" to which the biblically accurate angel is saying "ew" in reply to.

Aasimar backstories be like:

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 year ago

I wanna know what they can do with those wings.

[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

When the humussy meets the angussy