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[–] derf82@lemmy.world 155 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The dad’s brother paid for the Paris trip. He had been watching his niece (the older one that counts everyone) while he worked in Paris, and in exchange the brother paid for them to go to Paris for Christmas (and also no doubt so he could see his kids). The brother is loaded, as we also see in the second move, he is remodeling a New York brownstone in midtown.

That says, they do pretty well. It may even be the mom with money. There is evidence to suggest she is a fashion designer with all the mannequins in the house. But the following year when they pay their own way, they go to Florida and not Europe, so they are probably not as loaded as his brother.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

excellent analysis

[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

learning the lore from Home Alone was not my first idea this morning

I cannot stop now

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rich people go to Florida too. Also I have known a few fashion designers and they generally fell into the pretend job category. I'm sure there are hard working career focused designers out there, but there are a lot of dilettantes half-assing it as well .

[–] melkiythegreat@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

She paid $122 for pizza. Just out of pocket. In 1990.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's $286.61 in today's money. Source

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

$122.50 and she's apparently a crappy tipper, which leads me to believe that she's more likely to be the main breadwinner than he is. I delivered pizza for years, and noticed some trends based on income levels/ wealth levels.

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 125 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The house costs around $2.5m in today's money, or around $1.1m in 1990. Household income would have to be north of $300k/yr in 1990 dollars or over $600k in today money.

Kevin's uncle paid for the vacation for 15 or 17 people, which would have cost over $40k in 1990. The uncle also had a penthouse in Paris(where he transferred to, creating the desire to bring the family together for xmas.), Kevin's family stayed in a suite.

Given the neighborhood and proximity to Chicago, the father likely worked in finance.

[–] macrocephalic@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think you can can you apply the insertion figures to calculate house prices because real estate has increased so much faster than everything else in the last two decades. To put it into perspective, I recall as a kid in the 90s, a friend living in a two story house with a pool next to the beach, and that house cost 400k - which seemed like a lot because we lived in a 3bed house on a suburban half acre block which cost under 200k.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

In '89 it sold for 900k.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I lived in a 2 bedroom apartment 1 mile from the beach in the late 90's that was $850. Now the same apartment is going for $3500. Housing prices have reached insane highs. Housing is so expensive now that it's driving people out of the cities, and people are commuting hours every day to work.

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[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's generational wealth. He probably doesn't have to do anything but plays at being a businessman or something. People doing mortgage calculations don't understand how the wealthy live.

[–] alvvayson@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Also, people look at the years they earned a good amount and think they are in the top 10%, but it's more like 30% of people are in the top 10% at some point in their life.

Meanwhile, the truly rich are paradoxically not in the top 10%, because their wealth grows without incurring capital gains income tax.

It's a totally different world with different rules.

Working class thinks they are rich when they can afford the mortgage for a nice house.

Actual rich have a nice house without a mortgage payment and just have a few multiples of the working class guys salary accrue in a trust. They only take out small amounts for vacations, groceries, a car, etc.

[–] Encromion@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The truly rich live even differently. They have trusts, of course, but their personal expenses are paid for by their personal non-profit charities that provide an allowance to them that's managed by a family office and full time controller/money-babysitter who is also the family's fixer and consigliare. Additional big purchases live private jet airfare and shopping sprees are paid for by an amex the controller just pays off.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sometimes tell people to watch Selling LA and ask themselves what it is that all those buyers and sellers do. Most of them don't do anything except sell multimillion dollar properties back and forth to each other. Pretend jobs for rich kids.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind being a rich kid with a pretend job.

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[–] fatalicus@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

The official novelisation of the movie says he is a "prominent business man" and the mom is a fashion designer.

So both probably makes quite a bit.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Certain activities pay really well.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Right up until they don’t.

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[–] psvrh@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It was the 1980s. Capitalism hadn't reached its end-stage yet.

[–] Jaderick@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The US was still blissfully ignorant of how we were profiting at the expense of many lesser developed countries (that we had a hand in keeping less developed).

[–] Alsephina@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

was still blissfully ignorant

Most westerners still are lol

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh it must certainly had. Tech just hadn't caused that bullshit to infect every corner of society yet. Rome wasn't sacked in a day.

edited because of *$#& autocorrect.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There is a theory that he's a spy or government agent and that's also why Kevin is so good at making boobytraps

[–] MadBigote@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Either that or his dad taught him to.

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[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Pre internet and bitcoin so lawyer, plastic surgeon, or international jewel thief.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whenever someone is a successful businessman, I assume either:

a) Arms Dealer, so these are all Yuri Orlov.

b) or something worse, such that if we learned about it, we'd wish it was just some guy selling used AKs in Africa, for instance the Sacklers and Purdue Pharma. Or an arms dealer who represents the United States.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

My rule of thumb when I meet a rich person is that they probably killed someone/something. Arms dealer, environmental engineer who signed off on a mine that killed off an endangered toad, high-end lawyer who got some criminal asshole off the hook, shit like that. Never do I think that someone improved society.

Prove me wrong kids. Prove me wrong.

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[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While his actual name is Peter McCallister, he had a successful line of businesses that he expanded across the Chicago area. He was actually better known as Abe Frohman, The Sausage King of Chicago.

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And still not have enough brains to keep track of your kids

[–] Deiv@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

A politician!

[–] Isakk86@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I live right by the area this house is in. It's in Winnetka, the "North Shore" of Chicago, where all the rich execs that work in Chicago live.

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NOPper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"Thanks Peg."

[–] Bigtiddygothgrany@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Every time this comes up it needs to be pointed out that he did not pay for 9 peoples vacation, his boss did.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was 15 or 17 people and Kevin's uncle paid for it.

[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Yes, it was the uncle, so it's a money family, money comes from the previous generation. They don't ever mention their jobs in the film, but in the novelization the mom was a fashion designer, but that's something the author made up on account of all the mannequins. He made the dad a businessman because it was a safe bet.

[–] FatAdama@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 13 points 1 year ago

His brother paid for the vacation. He paid for the trip to Florida in the sequel.

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mob lawyer, it's Chicago after all..

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That explains his favorite film... Ya filthy animal.

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[–] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

He was a lobbyist.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

War crimes, probably

[–] dlhextall@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lesinge@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the link. For us plebs:

https://archive.is/2KH2a

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And what's with all the lights? The monthly fee to run so many incandescent bulbs that it looks like a nuclear explosion is occurring has got to be outrageous.

I guess one good thing with that many bulbs lit, it would save on heating.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Cocaine kingpin.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

They implied that most of the extended family was only visiting, but looking at the house I'm not convinced they didn't all live in it like a commune.

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