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[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 30 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What would the advice be?

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 37 points 1 year ago

"Just don't" should cover most situations.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never buy a dodge?

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great advice

[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

But if you can't avoid buying one, put a condom on it. Mirror works, but the handbrake would be best.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Al Bundy?

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use the condoms properly while you're having sex.

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But if you are careful, you can stretch them over your whole hand and have webbed fingers for more agility when underwater!

[–] pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

I initially thought that was going a different direction.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Help control the human population, have your whores spayed or neutered.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"Lie better."

[–] Enk1@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

To be fair, you'd have to pay most people to take a 2009 Dodge Journey off your hands.

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

I think after a couple of them, advice to abort might be too late...