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[–] brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Am I Pregant?

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Really glad you reminded me of these masterpieces. Thsnks!

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Pregn't.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Girlfriend ain't had period since she got pregat?

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

PREGANANANT?!

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't.

Can I get a translation, please?

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If a girl gets pregnant and has sex again, resulting in another pregnancy, will the girl have twins or will they fight in the womb?

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish you were wrong so I could say fuck spez 💔

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take a number, kid.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

I'll leave you guys to it then

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How is babby formed?

[–] wal_kr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?

[–] stackPeek@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually know who posted this lol

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Throwaway man

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Obligatory how is prangent formed

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

It depends on how prefnut she gets. Big prefnut? Bigger prefnut?

[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fight in the womb might not be too far off. I've read that sperm goes after competing sperm in the uterus. Maybe that's a bit over simplified though.

[–] a_mac_and_con@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's more accurate to refer to vanishing twin syndrome?