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[–] Rimjob_Bob@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

There's worse ways to go I guess

[–] Icarus@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] waspentalive@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)

[–] ahamrick@lemmy.hamrick.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Pretty peacefully, I'd say.

[–] Starfish@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

i should avoid sea food

[–] Ted_Bunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:

Segmentation fault (core dumped)
[–] LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.

A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?

[–] Argentum_Rex@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver

[–] OhSnapKracklePopped@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not too fun, I’d imagine.

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[–] waver002@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Well at least there's somebody there when I die.

[–] nLuLukna@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

I might be flushed down a toilet.. LuLu?

[–] Satiric_Weasel@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.

[–] spinoza_the_jedi@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. You’re welcome, everyone.

[–] KnightOfOldEmpire@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.

(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)

[–] JuniperusVox@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.

[–] Null@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

Into the void I go

[–] mrcleansocks@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

I do love clean socks....

[–] CaptainAlchemy@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...

[–] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Quickly, I hope.

[–] fishy_2_0@beehaw.org 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

im not sure do i get eaten by fish or do i drown in a pile of fish?

[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

You get eaten by that big jumping fish in Super Mario Bros 3.

[–] jax@lemmy.cloudhub.social 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My name is just my name… idk what that means πŸ˜₯

[–] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Same, I guess I have to fight an evil clone of myself or something.

[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's a Mortal Kombat character with the same name, so…you lose a mirror match. Fatality.

[–] sgtnasty@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] shreddy_scientist@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 years ago

It'll be nasty, that's for sure, hope it's at least quick too. Quick and nasty isn't soo bad, right?

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hnoooobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!

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