I die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2023
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Not too bad, im alive in practice
Maybe you move into a quantum state of being both in theory and practice at the same time
Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations
Oh god oh fuck
I die with a smile on my face
It's either going to hurt really bad or it's going to happen so quickly I won't know what happened.
pretty bad
hey, it's going to be quick :)
I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.
...
Always knew I was destined for hell.
Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.
CΓ’rcel means muscle cramp in Romanian, so that's another inconvenient way you might go
Sounds about right.
I'm guessing pretty bad...
Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.
Very bad
A lot of sass in the best case.
Probably the sound I'll make when I die?
killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)
could be worse, I guess
there's more than one gun so it will probably be quick at least
I died who I am
sticky and horrid
Delicious
Following this man to the gates of hell.
Spagettigificationπ«
Sounds like a long, painful way to go
I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack
either that or starvation
Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.
A bit excessive, don't you think?
I think I'm okay with it
Iβm just the average normal guy
Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.
Accurate, I suspect.
Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess
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I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.
Yeah, like a bear with balance
at least there's dirt
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