5 If you want to see the world burn

The ability to see inside any empty container could be useful depending on how granular you’re being with “empty”. Could get a good job screening for contraband or any other job where you expect containers to be empty, as quality control.

Apart fron all the others, number 7 seems kinda useful.

Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.

The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.

Depending on how fast the teleport is, whether there's a delay between uses and whether it causes significant fatigue or other side effects, I might take that. Other than that, it's a toss-up for me between the extinct language and communicating with oysters.

3 and 5 are a potentially broken combo. In particular if "control a toaster" means control and not just "operate", since then it's basically toasterkinesis, or being able to instantly turn any toaster into a bomb. "teleport up to 10 inches away sounds like it wouldn't be too useful but it does, in principle, allow you to phase out incoming bullets and a fair amount of lateral blade hits if you time it right.

6 and 7 could have some interesting, niche uses in some fields. 6 for example could be used for intimidation if "10 hours younger" is interpreted chronologically: even after taking a serious wound, you'd look pristine for around 10 hours so it might be used to scare or distract some enemies.

I'm... not even sure what 4 or 9 could ever be used for.

Play the teleport 7 inches right, and you have a get out of jail free card.

3 and 8

Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure

7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.

Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.

Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...

4 and 5.

toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.

4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!

~*you~ ~can~ ~opt-out~

3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.

3 and 7

5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.

Along with knowing whether things are empty. I'd be the perfect bouncer.

2 and 8. Start a gravel selling business and write a book on Khitan

5 and 8.

Languages are rad and so are toasters.