Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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Of course they do! (i.postimg.cc)

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[–] nobloat@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should be "AI solves problems the same way a pigeon does"

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

More like "AI solves problems the same way another AI does"

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Two weeks ago, a pigeon flew through one of the glass panes in my garage door, spraying broken glass all the way across my garage. It took hours to find and clean all of the mess. The pigeon left unharmed. This sounds about right.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago

Impacts with glass often cause internal injuries like concussions. It probably flew away and looked fine but died shortly afterward.

[–] Raisin8659@monyet.cc 1 points 1 year ago

Damn! I've been bird-brained.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Just pure force of violence and dumb luck.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

By shitting on it and flying away?