this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm interested in the alternate endings.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 years ago

Okay... supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People wait for him to be resurrected, but nothing happens. He dies for real.

[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn't have to "die for their sins", so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.

[–] _HR_@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.

[–] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Early access to Resi 6

[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

It’s okay, if any religious folks were angry you could just remind them that they should forgive you. Checkmate, religionists.

[–] morix@feddit.de 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

a warrior on earth becomes a hero on mars

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

That one looks like it's part of the cover and caught me off guard

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 23 points 2 years ago

2 Alternate endings 🤣

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] SilentStorms@lemmy.fmhy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Passion of the Assion of the Chris

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

LOADED with ADULT CONTENT

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Jesus died for our bloopers.

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago

If you die on the cross you die in real life

[–] rockerface@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

and Knuckles

[–] trapmaster@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Jesus weeps.

[–] supermurs@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd love to relive the laughs!

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Stop it Pontius, your nails are tickling me!

Hey guys, remember, no spoilers

[–] Javish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Beware of spoilers online.

[–] ProfessorLupinstein@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I keep laughing at bloopers. This is top tier!

[–] jeanofthedead@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I cackled. Thanks for this.

[–] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Early Access to Resi 6

[–] unixpoweredvic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

You magnificent bastard!

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