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[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can't help but wonder what important event this silliness is distracting us from.

[–] wagesj45@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The fact that Elon is about to go bankrupt.

Is this a verifiable fact? No. But this fella makes a convincing argument.

[–] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Makes sense I hope he’s right

[–] hyperhopper@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can we get this information in any reasonable format? Preferably paragraphs of text, second to that an audio file, third to that a video player that actually works?

[–] TheNakedFoot@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

He even replied to comments with a fucking video

[–] coldv@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It is weird. Dick measuring contest is usually a term used to mock pointless feuds. Actually requesting one is a self burn.

On that note, I hope that means the cage fight is not happening if it was at all. Apparently they talked about doing it at the Colosseum and poor thing has been through enough lately.

[–] rastilin@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm glad that more people are seeing through the myth that the people running the world are competent and reasonable. So in that sense, I'm all for everything they're doing.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Now if only people would see through the myth that these people are running the world.

[–] Saneless@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yes but would Elon be Elon if he bragged about things he actually earned? Requesting a dick measuring contest is just another example of him gaining whatever he has from his dad fucking people (over)

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] CupDock@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (5 children)

For those without a Twitter, like myself, who can't view the context, here is a screenshot I stole from some random news article: elons tweet saying Zuck is a cuck, then replying to himself saying I propose a literal dick measuring contest

[–] CupDock@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Ironically, this gives off an absolute unit of small dick energy

[–] FrostBolt@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

I can't believe I used to think he was a smart, interesting person. What an absolute buffoon.

[–] Marxine@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

First, Elon wanted to get touchy and hit on Zuck

Now, he wants to see his ~~dick~~ duck

Idk, I think love's in the air.

WE CAN'T LET THEM PROCREATE

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Okay wow I didn't think it was as literal as this. This man has no personal filter, he must have a mental problem. I can't understand otherwise

[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Just when I think he can't be any dumber, he surprises me. My days of not taking Musk seriously are coming to a middle.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 years ago

I thought you had to be over 13 to use twitter. I guess not if you own it.

[–] brewdtype@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I’m sure his mom will step in, just like she did with the cage match.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So far Zuck's manhood appears to be bigger.

which tells a lot...

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Zuck's manhood was engineered to be bigger.

[–] ezmack@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Rich people showing everyone how stupid they are is the only good part. Every other post and comment being an ad for a credit card scam or class action suit against antiwhite racism, and all the top comments from 1776whitepride1488 is what sucks

[–] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] wagesj45@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Honestly, yes I am.

[–] schnitzelbub@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Whadda buncha boobs.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

That happens every month