Pikmin start listening to me for some reason.
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Probably be killed and eaten by the very first monster encounter I have.
I crouch on sand, I'd assume. Next to me a woman pulls a purple sword out of her own chest, tells me to get going then disappears. On my other side a sniper with bandaged eyes talks about a piece of her soul before shooting someone.
45 minutes of salty hate, but at least Neeko is hot.
Probably finish all of my builds and farms, build a lot of new and awesome builds before eventually begging for help from the other members of the server at least assuming I'm trapped in that world specifically, if I can go to others it might be a bit longer before I try to get help.
What do you even do in league of Legends lore? I know nothing about it besides what the champions say in TFT
You progressively get more and more provocative skins. But also a pirate one so I guess it's ok.
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Take me apart, take me apart,
What a way to roam
And if you have to take me apart to get me there
I'd rather stay at home.
Ohh god, I just turned off Necromunda: Hired Gun. I love Warhammer, and grim dark but as for a long live in Necromunda? Not a chance.
I’m immediately killed with a flamethrower or hit in the head by a magically teleported sniper bullet.
I’d be screwed, because the last game I played was Dying Light 1. I have a fleeting feeling that I’m not athletic enough to climb skyscrapers and buildings.
Yeah I wouldn't be neither!
I remember almost bicycling after a plane in real life before remembering it wasn't Dying Light 😂
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I am quickly fragged by space-aged weaponry, provided I don't explode from the strange atmosphere. Best case scenario isn't good, food seemingly doesn't exist.
I end up as the final boss of some Pikmin game and get pimp-slapped by 1 inch tall astronauts.
A Pikmin infestation, if they were real, would unironically be worse than bedbugs or cockroaches and I will fucking die on that hill.
So I'll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?
Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!
Tower Unite plaza... I'd be having a good time I guess lol
The last game I played was Yu-Gi-Oh Masterduel so I guess I'd be forced to endlessly play Yu-Gi-Oh against people in the real world...
I find myself incredibly frustrated with the reliability of the Konnersport F1 car.
If by “game world” you allow TRRPG’s then it’d be Golarion (Pathfinder 2e) and last nights game was “Case File #4” where a creepy leather bound book (the ‘Dark Archive’) keeps appearing and transporting us to various other places to fight undead.
#4 was an abandoned mansion overrun with undead that we needed to clean out. Fuck almighty almost every room was a combat session!
So to be teleported there I’d just run away. Even if I could find a suitable weapon I’d not survive more than one encounter. Not worth throwing away my actual life for some stupid book!
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Isekai?
Kill some marsupial rats, descend a level, kill some more rats and snakes, descend again. Now for the knolls, rats and snakes. Probably die before the black blob, maybe not.
Shattered Pixel Dungeon
I would probably die on the battlefield by some random aircraft with a gradethrower on point B
I don't know how to ride a horse so I'd probably get mauled by a bear or murdered by outlaws trying to get somewhere civilized.