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[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is this a compliment??? Thanks??? I suppose??

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol idk if you're just rolling with the meme but yeah it would be used as a compliment, but it's unfortunately a very unintended double entendre here. I think the other meaning came from a peg board, and it's like a "I would have placed you..." thought. "I would have pegged you as burger kind of guy" for example, if someone orders a salad at a restaurant and you were surprised by that choice.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah I kinda forgot "peg" had any other meaning than the sexual activity

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

It definitely took me a minute in this context, I was very "what the actual fuck" at first.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

She's saying "I would assume that he's in his 70's". A better way to phrase it would've been "I would've pegged him to be in his 70's" but even that sounds dirty because we're all degenerates

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, she clearly said she would’ve penetrated his anus with a strap on dildo when he was about 70 years old.

Don’t try to twist this very clear sentence because it makes you uncomfortable. Its a sex thing for her and you are kink shaming.

/s of course

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey now, I'm all for pounding some geriatric bussy but it's important to communicate in an unambiguous way. If you want to give a centenarian an express ticket to pound town via the prostate pagani then just say it.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That is probably the best and worst thing I've read in a while

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

Completely forgot that "peg" has more meanings

[–] figjam@midwest.social 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do it now if dude is down!

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] PRUSSIA_x86@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Death by snoo snoo, indeed.

[–] sock@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i feel like id be totally fine dying at 100 its a nice round age

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was only concerned about the roundness.

[–] sock@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

one could argue two zeroes is more round than one

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[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i think it might be time for me to go to sleep. this image is incomprehensible to me

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 years ago

just in case anyone is confused

"I would have pegged him at 70" means "I would have identified him to be 70 years old," however due to modern slang it appears to be saying "I would have used a strap-on in a sexual act with him 30 years ago."

Allegedly, the older use of "peg" comes from using a wooden peg to make a door not close properly, so you can come back later and gain entry illicitly.

The modern version is conceptually similar but a very different experience.

[–] incendiaryperihelion@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

goodnight buddy sleep well

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago

cya tomorrow incendiaryperihelion at lemm.ee

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't let the bed bugs peg you

[–] TheFonz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Unless you're in France atm. If that's the case, then you're fucked.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago

Damn, I wonder what he looked like in his 70s

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

So holesome