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Screen size & your importance (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by EfreetSK@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJsLhzBxLxg/

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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I can verify that this is correct.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I need a standalone watch to rule them all.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

The CEO also has the big screens. Their peons have two why would they only have one? What screens they're on the most is a different question.

[–] spuriousMoot@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have one monitor but it's really wide. What did that make me?

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[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

This is so accurate, it hurts.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm at "iPad and enormous curved monitor connected to a laptop" so I guess I average out to upper-middle management. Which is shockingly accurate.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

iPad, 2 phones, 2 laptops, and a double monitor. I own my own business with no employees so I do all the jobs.

[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Shit, I've got 4.

[–] BlazeShift@lemmy.co.nz -5 points 20 hours ago

1 moniter but still the last one importance in the list 🤣 🤣 🤣 speed stars

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Wait.... What should I be then with my jelly star? Should i be running the world rather than being a dev?

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Middle management screens are used by everyone.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

I have a laptop, mobile, and two monitors. Jack of all trades.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Except russian CEOs get a large screen with a handle.

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