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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

submitted 6 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Jesus. They don't make pants big enough for this guy.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe JNCO

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[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

my penis was the only thing in my eye line.

“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first

This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen

Which I found humorous. Because penis.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Longer than the average forearm, that's crazy. Wonder how girthy it is.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I'm also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My man making a baby's arm look small 😂

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Lol his face in that pic says it all

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

“signature look of superiority”

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend's bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.

Gf: "OK. Seriously. How big is it?"

Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)

"I... I'm not sure, not sure... I believe that... um..."

Gf: "How?!"

Best friend: "No idea, but it fits."

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.

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[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

He must have big feet

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