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Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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[–] FishFace@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

No way in hell you're getting me up for breakfast at 7AM on holiday

[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So nobody cares that this dude sleeps at home without any pillow case? no duvet cover? i bet he's also raw dogging his mattress without any sheets. are you out of your mind? whats wrong with you?

Do I care how a random person sleeps in their own house?

No, no I don't.

Dear God it's Baloney Bob. Quick someone tell Zach Hazard, also check the closet there's a truck bumper in there.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm a boiled egg person. I love hotel breakfasts, but not for the eggs. terrible boiled eggs, mediocre scramble, always.

But a buffet with croissants and bacon and various choices? count me in

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

Me at hotel breakfast: ugh everything sucks, half a kilo of bacon it is!

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hotel breakfast is mediocre at best unless you're in an Embassy, a Garden Inn, or a Doubletree- those places prepare you fresh food. I've had some good experiences at Residence Inn as well, won't complain about them either. It's just that after you stay in a hotel for 46 weeks in a year for work, it gets kind of old pretty quickly- no matter how nice the hotel may be.

I hated business travel until I had a suite for the first time. Just having a couch and a table with chairs made all the difference in the world. I would just come back to my suite and get high and surf the web - no different than being at home except I didn't have my cats with me. If they combined a suites hotel with a cat cafe, I would probably just sell my house and stay on the road full time.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is a repost of mine! You need to pay me 10000000000000$

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

Only 9,999,999,999,997 to go!

I love that water with the faint orange tint. Worth the price of the room all by itself.

Seriously though, the waffle iron is pretty cool when it isn't out of order.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

This lasts until you travel for work a few times per month and then that shit starts to make you gag.

[–] Arkthos@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago

Most hotels I've been to have milk and oat meal too, basically what I'd get an average day. Nah I've been fine with hotel breakfast even travelling for work, pretty much the same shit I eat at home and then some occasional candy like food like waffles and pancakes.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Oh man. I was staying in a hotel for PAX-South. We loved the breakfast but by 3rd day it was like....ugh, wtf is this shit?!

Totally get this for sure.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

9 am on a workday, 7 am on a day off

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

What is he sleeping on? Looks metal.

[–] Stosh@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I wont , take it easy if you wake me ho early for food on holidays, im going to get angry

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