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[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I tried to explain these ports to a salesperson at micro center, and they have me the dull cow stare.

[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

To be honest, I think that was probably to appropriate response. Information about ps/2 is not really relevant to them or any customer that they are going to help

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[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago

lol PS/2 ports are the newer ones. There were larger AT ports and ADB ports in addition to the 25-pin(!) LPT port (printer mostly) and COM ports (random peripherals including early mice, pre ps/2)

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In my day, the RJ-11 jack was for connecting the keyboard, not the phone line.

The original Macintosh keyboard port

[–] iglou@programming.dev 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Okay that's something I had no idea about hahaha

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[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The computer mouse I still use today has a ball in it

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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The time of the classic "Keyboard missing. Press F1 to continue."

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (6 children)

You know that thing that you don't have? You should press buttons on it.

Fuck you computer....

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 25 points 2 days ago

Way back, there were some rare keyboard / motherboard combinations where the motherboard couldn't detect there was a keyboard attached unless a key was pressed on it. That message was for those people with those combinations.

You pressed F1 and the computer would be like "my bad, there is a keyboard there, thanks for your help", or rather it would just shut up and boot.

The message could have been different but it had to fit in a small amount of BIOS ROM, so we got stuck with the one that covered all the bases the best, and unfortunately, most people who saw it didn't actually have a keyboard plugged in, thus, irony.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Look at you with your fancy ps/2 keyboard port. Where's my AT port and 9 pin serial mouse.

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 46 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Fairly certain my first computer used something like this for the keyboard. I did not have a mouse.

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[–] YetAnotherMe@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

if I remember correctly my first PC had the bigger DIN connector for the keyboard and a DSUB9 for the mouse. Guess I'm old ;)

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

These aren't old. I had one in the early 2010s, it was handed down by a relative because my parents were poor.

I'm Gen Z

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

PS/2

No, not the PlayStation.....

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm fine., thanks.

[–] halyihev@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Back in my day they weren't color coded.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's because color hadn't been invented yet and therefore people could only see in black and white. That's why old shows don't have color.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh I first learned to type by typing "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogs" over and over on a wireless keyboard.

Called a typewriter.

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