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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wtf, was this used as a themed airbnb or something?

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What would be the theme? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/911-New-York-Ave-Lynn-Haven-FL-32444/42759272_zpid/

Every room has a different flavor. I guess in general there is a tendency towards horror/spooky themes, but honestly imo it's just tacky. Which is a shame, I appreciate the effort and the investment into it. Some of the ideas are actually cool, like the floor made of circuit boards or that roof with fake stalactites but the final result doesn't do it for me.

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

With the ludicrous amount of HDR in those photos, I bet most of the individual rooms don't even look great on their own. Which is kind of a shame, because at least they were going for a bold anesthetic and had some idea how to pull it off--even if the execution missed.

Also, my neck hurts, just looking at how high up that TV is in the cave lol

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe the theme is Glen Danzig’s house?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Not enough evil bricks.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Looks like Lawrence Llewlyn Bowen had a psychotic episode

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Somebody bought that thing, wow. I wonder how long it took to un-fuck it

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Wonder how many scraper blades that took.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

For Halloween, right? ... Right?

[–] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

awful taste and awful execution

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That room with the blue carpet looks like Ursula lives there.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Wow, someone spent a lot of money to ruin that house.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Someone took the 911 house number rather literally, with the end result of a tacky plastic spook house.