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This thread is filled with people underestimating the neck strength gorillas have.
Good luck being able to choke out a fking gorilla, no matter what sort of Eddie Hall sized bastard you are.
I may be mistaken but I doubt that any remotely average or even slightly above average person could choke out a gorilla, even if the gorilla can't remove the person with his arms and is just flexing his neck.
That one guy comes back walking funny "I thought you said beat OFF!"
It would probably take 5 -10 unarmed (and not allowed to use any tools) fit adult men to take down a gorilla, depending on a variety of factors. Most gorillas would rather run than confront humans, though.
A gorilla will make very quick work of 5 men. If it's direct combat, 10 is also way too small of a number.
What are they gunna do, punch it to death? Good fucking luck. They’re not going to be able to pin it down, the gorilla will probably gut at least one of them and beat the shit out of a couple before anything even gets going and it may even use as a flail against the others if it’s feeling particularly spicy and tool-usey that day.
That big forehead is also because it’s all muscle that pulls a giant, fanged mouth shut with incredible force. Grown adults can be killed, and definitely at least subdued, by dogs and you think a handful of “fit” men could take a gorilla?
Laughable, honestly. They couldn’t even do enough damage if they came upon while sleeping and didn’t have a huge rock to crash on its head.
They don't have to kill the gorilla, just disable it. Fingers, meet eyeballs. It's hard to stop five pairs of arms at once. It would be at great cost to the men, of course, but it's not as impossible as you make it seem.