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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/48776871

bird based storage

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[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

. . . I wonder if we can run Doom on birds.

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Potentially. You'd need to exploit some underlying behavior we've not yet determined, but you can certainly run it on crabs should you feel inclined.

[–] heavyboots@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

You wouldn't tweet a car, would you?

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

This is pretty cool! And it makes me think of how words are, in a way, the same thing - a data file that passes along and stores information been separate brains that can decode it. All of our brains do something like this all the time.

Astounding evidence.

[–] teft@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is this going to be used to create some Hunger Games monstrosity?

First it's singing .pnging birds and then the next thing you know we have fluffy golden squirrels that attack in packs.

"You fucked with squirrels Morty"