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[–] DavidGarcia 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's why men live longer. All of these children could have been robot assassins from the future

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

No no no, the ones who survive live longer.

[–] jarfil@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

"Real Scotsmen" live longer... /s

[–] omgarm 8 points 2 years ago

This is why real monsters say trick or treat before they bite.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 2 years ago

They're DEMONS coming to STEAL MY CANDY

Ain't NO WAY I'm letting that happen