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Bikini Bottom Twitter

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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

The importance of physical evidence

You don’t think Mr. Krabs goes to bed every night dreaming that for once Plankton would just ejaculate all over the Krusty Krab?

[–] teft@piefed.social 11 points 14 hours ago

Just like in real life the pigs of bikini bottom work for capital and not for the regular guy.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

No one takes him seriously because he's short.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

We live in a society 😞