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And that’s basically it!
Where is the bubble around him when he gets out of the thing. I assume that’s next on the list?
Is he afraid someone is gonna start chucking all the Epstein files at him?
Wonder how much that thing cost us.
Government efficiency at its finest
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, big strong leader y'all got there.
Oh fear, there is so much fear, fear is so dense... yeah fear is dense like the fog inside that vehicle... hahahahaha good. The evil should be afraid, not us.
Loser
Real "I think you should leave" material
That thing is weak, The Beast is badass.
Those doors look like salvage from a circa 2002 Humvee
He didn't look very orange in that picture of him waving. He also looks so much older without makeup.
That's why he sprays himself with it. He absolutely looks like a ghoul without it.
Who's a bussy bitch? Trump's a bussy bitch.
The Mirror is a shit rag, fuck that newspaper.
But ya.
The Mirror is the closest thing remaining to a left wing tabloid in the UK.
A good one? No.
What a pansy little coward.
The Scots will just need some bigger bullets.
I gotta admit, the golf cart is pretty slick. They should have one for Luigi.
It a Polaris Ranger ATV. ATVs like that are super popular as car alternatives in rural areas of the US (one part fun and one part way more fuel efficient than driving your F150 to the local bar) and many places have been quickly legalizing these costs-as-much-as-a-car-but-is-five-times-as-deadly-to-occupants vehicles on public roads. Hilariously this one looks just as plastic and cheap as the ones I see driving around where I live, but we all know this one has been heavily upgraded and armored. Seriously just look how low its squatting from the weight!