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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Anon can easily get a lawyer pro-bono, with contingency fee, who would nail a case like this to a cross.

In civil court, because she defamed him causing real and considerable loss of property, and psychological harm.

As for defending, Anon hasn't really outlined any laws he might have broken...? Court for what? Just go to the trial and explain your side clearly and concisely: never a threat to anybody, cheating girlfriend made a false report.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

lol I'd love to meet the lawyer who would be willing to defend a 4channer on contingency.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to hear her version

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Right? I'm sure the BF is a very well adjusted person that just happens to post on 4chan

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[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well? How did this story end? I can't find it in the 4plebs archive.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I mean... isn't that what is NRA is for?

Or... do they only defend rich white people's gun rights? 🤔

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