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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the most not the onion title I've seen recently that isn't politics related.

Also I'm sad they didn't have any pictures, sounds silly.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

there b some specific ass gifs out there

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I don't think that is the original text of the gif...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 28 points 1 week ago

Congrats to LeBron for this blessed event.

[–] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe LeBron and Arnold Schwarzenegger could star in a movie together?

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Barbra Streisand could do the music!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago

Streisand who?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

🫄🏿🏀

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I mean, I get it. Personally, if the one who wanted to make fake AI photos/videos of me (a cis male) as pregnant, I really could not possibly give a shit. Might even be amused by it. But I’m just some random nobody…

However, if I were an international sports superstar with a multimillion dollar brand to protect (and countless millions in business deals relying on that established character), then, yeah, I would give a HUGE shit about this, but only for one reason: it’s a random stranger making unfounded character claims about my brand that I have worked very hard and for a very long time to define and establish. It’s how I feed my family.

When some Rando makes a silly meme with Photoshop, that’s one thing. But when they fabricate an alternate reality, that crosses the goddamn line.

Edit: spells and grams

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People are disgusted by celebrity deepfake porn, but find this funny.

I say, they're both equally bad.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

As a society, we need the silly things like this to educate the people about how easy it is to generate this stuff. It's almost better if their first exposure is something dumb and unbelievable.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Making LeBron James look pregnant is equally bad as deepfake porn? That's absurd.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

There's no such thing as bad publicity

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

LeBorn Porn

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I wonder how this will impact Cleveland's economy