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[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I too hate [opposite gender of reader]

I hate them very much and would not like them on my bed or in my home or in my arms

I hate [opposite gender] and their tendency to be constantly on my mind

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 9 points 5 days ago

Here is a story about how much smarter i am than [opposite gender]

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[–] peregrin5@piefed.social 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

how she explains it is literally how i feel. i always worry someone might be thinking I'm mansplaining when really I'm just nerding out and want to talk about interesting info with a friend

i generally assume good intentions and i hope others give me the same courtesy, even if it has sometimes burned me in the past.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Women: "Don't be condescending"

Lemmites: "What the fuck"

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My SO put it perfectly when I apologized for talking too much, she said "it's ok, I know you like to listen to yourself"

And honestly, I do talk to myself when nobody's around and there isn't a huge difference in what I'm saying in either context.

I'm not having a conversation with myself, I'm just kind of thinking out loud.

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