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submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That guy farted and walked away, savage

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

No that guys poop accelerated.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IMPOSSIBLE

It was probably thundering super far away, I was just too far to hear it

Cowboy man wouldn't lie to me would he?

[–] omgarm 6 points 2 years ago

Must have been a slow crawl thunderstorm.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Obviously, old man jumped on his horse and chased the thunder away with a whip and a yee-haw.

[–] Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It was his head not the weather he was talking about.