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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I can remember like 5 passwords. My computer password, my work computer password, my trash everything password and my password vault password. I know that's only 4, but I still remember my last vault password, so that one counts twice

Everything else is some random shit that I bitch about entering manually when passing doesn't work.

[–] dyc3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Use a password manager. Problem solved.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

and my password vault password

Use a password manager

Lol

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Finally can't take it anymore

Downloads a Password Manager

Password Manager: "Please create a unique master password to begin"

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 32 minutes ago

That's one password, and then use 2FA or a passkey or a yubinkey or anything to secure it so the security of the password isn't a big deal

Then go to every single thing you have a password for, and have the password manager set it to something random. I personally like pass phrases get it up in the teens of characters multiple words multiple numbers multiple special characters. 99.9% of the time you shouldn't be typing any of this in. It should be injected for you. If per chance you should need to type one of them in typing in four or five words some numbers and some special characters is not really a horrible grievance.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Quick question friends:

If I'm already using bitwarden and decide to switch to self-hosting it; can I import my usernames and such?

I would most likely change all the passwords, but being able to migrate the websites (with corresponding username) would be kinda nice

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago

You should be able to export and import all your logins as a file. I did this when i moved from lastpass to bitwarden a while back

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

That's why I let Firefox make the passwords for me. It's nice because they sync with my phone, so I don't have to run to my PC to look up a password.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

!!! PASSWORD TOO WEAK !!! - your password must contains upper and lowercase characters, digits and symbols except not a hyphen for some fucking reason,, and no characters you've ever used in past passwords and no digits that are in your postal code, data of birth, or shoe size. Zalgo text is acceptable.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Just add one to the number each time.

I'm on "[passwordiveusedforyears]22!" at work.

For otherwebsites I'm on things like "[passwordIveusedforyears][websitename]!"

Proper 2FA is secure enough for most people to keep using the same password so long as it hasn't been compromised. And a few things, like work passwords, email passwords, and bank passwords should be unique to thaspecific account.

Really, the biggest security hole is requiring logins for fucking everything. That's why there's a million password leaks. Why does a news website need me to sign in? Why do I need an account and password to order a pizza that I'm gonna pay for in-person?

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

I do like using a good passphrase that includes the website name

Eventually, I'd like to switch to all generated through bitwarden or keypass, but I'd prefer to self-host when going that route

[–] IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

For everybody commenting on passwords manager, I've been using one for years now and I feel this so bad. My company has a password policy of changing the LAPTOP's password every 8 weeks and you can't reuse any of the last 10 passwords used. I hate it because I can't use a password manager to unlock my laptop and I'm so used to password managers by now that it's getting really hard to come up with new passwords that follow the stupid requirements and even worse remembering them. I'm veeeery close to just start noting them down in a notebook by my machine and then send a picture to our security guy to show him where he has gotten us all to

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

My company has a password policy of changing the LAPTOP's password every 8 weeks and you can't reuse any of the last 10 passwords used.

There are more than 10 symbols, so just rotate through them. If your org doesn't respect you enough to have reasonable password rotations, I wouldn't bother spending much time coming up with new ones and just modify your current to pass the minimums.

Some$$Word12
Some&&Word11
Some--Word10

Etc

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

You should do that unironically. The current best practices advises against frequent password changes for exactly that reason.

[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

I do agree that's a particular case that can't be solved by a password manager. But it's all the more reason to use one elsewhere to reduce how many you need to remember.

I have to remember only 3 secure passwords. My personal computer, my work account, and my password manager. Those are the only three I have to type in manually. And because they're secure and unique, for stupid work password change requirements I just increment the last character.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Generate unique passwords using this tool, slightly modifying them to meet the requirements (special character, etc).

Store the passwords using KeePass; it is awesome, secure, and free. I've used it for nearly 20 years. Never once had a problem.

Bonus points if you use a comma for a special character, because I hear commas are a small inconvenience for hackers scraping usernames, passwords en masse. Fuck those guys.

[–] snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Many (most?) password managers, including KeePass, have a feature to generate passwords directly in the tool.

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I understand, but I absolutely do not endorse. For the same reason as the XKCD comic correct horse battery staple is based on. It's bullshit, it's hard to remember (sometimes even hard to read or type in).

I just generated one & I tried to post a screenshot, but my Lemmy app isn't cooperating...KeePass gives lots of options, very nice. The password randomly generated was "3vrCNHTTxFuMyhah". Like...what the hell is that?? What??

Don't get me wrong, I set up probably 30+ of those stupid things in my wayward youth. But if for some reason you have to type them in manually via Xbox controller, TV app, or otherwise....you're going to be cussing yourself out like MAN this is SO STUPID, and it's exponentially dumber because it's something I did to myself. It's not more secure. Make it easier, and also ironically more secure, doing it the right way.

[–] snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Sure, I agree with you if it's a password that I expect to have that use case (e.g. streaming service, home wifi network). Most of my passwords don't though.

As a side note, assuming that they're equivalent length I would argue that a random password is more secure than a passphrase (of equal length) composed of dictionary words because it's more resistant to dictionary-based password cracking. That said, the point is moot. As xkcd has shown us, length is the main thing that matters. There's effectively no difference in practice. I always tell people "the longer the better" in either case and I recommend passphrases for secrets that have to be memorized or typed.

That said, I think an acceptable medium would be to use a passphrase, like you're suggesting, for a situation where entering it via a controller or remote is a legitimate use case. In fact, my password manager lets me pick and can generate passphrases or passwords. Not sure if that's a feature in KeePass.

For the rest of the time when I don't need the use case, I'll simply generate a long random password using my password manager. It's a faster workflow integrated into the tool itself and theoretically more secure against some attacks.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If you don’t want to use a password manager it’s not that hard to create long passwords. Just create a nonsense sentence with a misspelling with a character between each word and add some obscure personal info that isn’t directly linked to you, like a phone number of an old childhood friend or pizza place you used to call often when you were young so it’s easy to remember but not info another person can find about you. Then add a special character.

Like:

Wideo1Pasta1Is1The1Grawy1555-22334!!!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

I like pass phrases... if you can't think of anything, grab a random book, open to a random page, and find a memorable phrase that catches your eye. Change some letters to numbers and/or add symbols if you think you need to.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 95 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (24 children)

Who TF isn’t using a password manager in 2025? Like how would you even function?

EDIT: Y’all need to stop replying with your password generation strategies. JFC it’s like you’re asking someone to pwn your shit.

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Because they seem to fall into two categories. Those that have been compromised

And those who haven't.... Yet

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 21 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

My employer, a fortune 500, blocks password managers and all other add-ons.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

My employer, a 12 people big company, nowhere near any fortune list, mandates the use of 1password for all company related accounts.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 7 points 12 hours ago

Ah but you see there's the problem, you don't have a committee to launch a working group that puts together investigative teams to research and write reports on the benefit of the solution, the ROI of the solution, the training costs of the solution, stakeholder buy in of the solution, and potential alternatives to the solution. You need at least a 10 month process before one jackass says they don't want the solution so the committee can recommend to management that the solution be abandoned.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 10 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Has to be 16 characters

So long as I can use more than that, I won't complain. I don't remember the service, but I definitely remember one where they wouldn't allow over a certain amount of characters and that was annoying because that was when I was still using repeat passwords back in highschool. My preferred password at the time was roughly 20 characters, but apparently that was too much because who cares about security, am I right?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

It's even worse when they have a limit and don't enforce it consistently. I had to submit a big report to my bank because I made a 24 character password at account creation but the login page only allowed 16 characters.

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[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 5too@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

And in six weeks... It's time to change your password! No repeats.

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