Programmer Humor

this is how my apps look when I try optimising them, just to gut them of all its usability because 'why have an array of values if I can reuse this string or integer' like a fucking idiot

Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!

Jocktober

This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

Decay is my favourite month

j'october

I was born in _arch, btw.

Wake me up when Septempril ends

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

Best CAPTCHA ever!

I, too, was born in Septulyber.

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I use febr a rch btw

I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review

Managust, the manliest of months.

Febroctobus

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

This is a repost from last japril.

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

It's basically the UI equivalent of this:

Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.

Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

I was bowm in Novemy :3

at least no bot will solve this

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

Genuine Question:

if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

• "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
• "uar" is good for jan/febr

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.

They should have included an option for BC and AD.

My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...