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Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Cake (truthout.org)

submitted 5 days ago by Pro@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Dr Oz, it sounds like a fairytale.

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[–] londos@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Everyone should arbitrarily start boycotting Cheesecake Factory based on this. Eat less cake? OK. Let businesses start complaining. Every service cut should be met with additional consumer strikes.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Let them eat less cake!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh, and what should we do with the macroparticles of lead that are so prevalent in our bodies?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Best way to prevent the accumulation of unwanted lead macroparticles is to take a lesson from Han Solo and shoot first.

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