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submitted 2 years ago by ChampagneEquinox@lemmy.world to c/masseffect@lemmy.world

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"Shepard, I need you to read a bedtime story to the salarian councilor, but DO NOT tell Anderson."

You don't need to use your real info here in order to make a fun one, so do your worst!

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[–] N7_Spectre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Give a pep talk to an asari dancer but DO NOT tell Anderson.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"Shepard... I need you to give a pep talk to an Asari dancer, to raise funding for the war."

We're really screwed here, aren't we admiral?

[–] KingYoloHD@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Put out a fire with my cat, or the volus will sue us

Sounds lore accurate

[–] ChampagneEquinox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

“Negotiate with my ex-wife and send the Alliance a vid”

Well gee, Hackett, I didn’t know that’s how they were phrasing it these days!

[–] ConstipatedFox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

“Shepard, I need you to go drinking with my cat to mess with Cerberus”

[–] Call_Me_Maple@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Seduce a Krogan Warlord, but DO NOT tell Anderson...

I don't even know what to do with myself now. 😂

[–] songshell@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Give directions to a rogue vi without anything exploding.