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[–] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Well, the migratory status isn't really been the issue with migrants, legal or not. Ethnicity in other hand...

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He & Sorbo need to have themselves a bro down, together. My money is on Cain being first nut out.

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[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Anyone who just read the headline needs to actually go read the article. It's not very long. Not that the headline is misleading, he absolutely said those things, but the whole thing is just the most deranged rant. Cain somehow got from being mad about changing the slogan to "truth, justice, and a better tomorrow" to immigrants want to make America into Somalia in two moves.

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[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah well I’m calling Dean Cain a little bitch.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

Boomer has boomer opinion, next at 11.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

whoever that is made a mistake of opening his mug.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's the Ripley's believe it or not guy, and had a superman series that didn't do well for like 3 or 4 seasons. He's super right wing and super douchey sorta like the dude that ruined Andromeda Kevin sorbo.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like Sorbo, Cain is a fraud who only turned into an ultra-right God-botherer because it was a convenient way to hand-wave away a tanking career and find a new one being a (washed up) celebrity mouthpiece for a messianic death cult.

No, Hollywood didn't stop calling because you're a walking meme about corny 90s television. Its because they're all woke homosexual Satanists and who hate real American conservative Christians who tuck-in their t shirts and have missionary-only sex with their wife.

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[–] lostoncalantha@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I’m sorry who is Dean Cain? Next.

[–] NastyNative@mander.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

A good movie is going to do well. This is just called marketing! Like the fight between elon and trump it’s all an illusion to grab your attention.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm super disappointed. I had sympathy for the guy, the superman of my childhood. Anyway

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

So this is how he tries to start relevant now? He should get a hobby.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Wait 'til they find out that Joe Shuster was an immigrant too.

[–] smol_beans@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Kal-El is an anchor baby!!! lol

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Red Son is the only correct version of Superman.

Everything else is bourgeois revisionism.

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