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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 days ago

Throw in a server rack and it’s perfect.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 72 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I could be okay, but I also wouldn't purposely get such a large space when I don't plan to fill it with stuff. Just give me space big enough for the matress and desk.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I love that you look at this and say "woah, that's way too much, I prefer less"

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If it means lower rent then hell yeah!

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[–] mirisgaiss@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

hell, I wish I had something more like that and not a house full of shit I don't use most of the time.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I need three desks. Modern PC desk, retro PC desk, and a soldering desk. Otherwise, perfect.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Boink! Right into the pillar, again

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Just cut it down. /s

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Had to take my coffee table out of my living area to get enough room in my apt. Only other option would have been moving my pc to bedroom and tossing out my bedframe

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[–] telllos@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (7 children)

This shit is putting men in a box and " hu duh, men basic, like dog"

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[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm too old to be getting down on the fucking ground like that. Needs a frame of cinder blocks and plywood.

[–] Blemgo@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (5 children)

You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That plus less bugs end up crawling across your face at night.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'm just thankful for any physical contact at this point.

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[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago
[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Look it all the space for activities!

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

To be fair, some women would say that too. There's so much room to build stuff and do projects! I could get so fucking irresponsible!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Low carbon footprint living gets way more hate than it should (and it shouldn't get any).

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is just missing a cinder block nightstand and a dead plastic plant to tie the place together.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dead plastic plant. For when you want everyone to know you are irresponsible, but without the responsibility

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

I'm a responsible adult, which is why I only grow living plastic plants.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Out of frame: a huge ass TV and a single armchair.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

Why have an armchair? Just roll the gaming chair over

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 days ago

This is my room, less space and bigger bed. More screens too ofc

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Men? Look at this flooring, look at this lighting project! Amazing place

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

It's a bit much for me, as I'd want the mattress more elevated, but let me tell you, I am 99% sure I have adhd, and minimalism like this appeals to me so it's less shit I have take care of, every item in your house is a fucking dust collector that you have to wipe down, fuck that shit, I only want the absolute essentials, rest is slowly going to the bin

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago
[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Needs a motorcycle being rebuilt in it, with that much open space

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[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Not nearly enough screens.

[–] Pendorilan@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah man, I need an actual bed lol

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

I don't need a bed, but an air mattress is a HARD no.

I'd rather sleep on a clear carpet with a blanket.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 4 days ago

I bet a Hot Wheels would roll real good on that floor.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I would worm across that floor just for the feeling.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 days ago

Looks great. Even has guest bedroom.

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 7 points 3 days ago

Look at all the space for a mini painting station

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago

This may be too much even

[–] SHR@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

Ahh yes, someone decided to make a spot in the backrooms his home....nice 🤩🍺🍺🍺👍

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The minimal furniture and a sense of free space are great for my mental health. A cluttered home to me feels like a cluttered mind. I don't want to live in a cage of excess stuff, much like I don't want to carry unhealthy mental baggage with me, pulling me down. You may see a sparse room, but I see freedom from sensory fatigue. I see freedom.

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[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Only missing a giant TV.

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't get why people hate on this. Do all the useless nick-nacks actually add something to their lives?

If this is all you need, what's the problem?

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[–] NightShot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Just my motorcycles that's missing.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

I lived like this the first year of my postdoc and couldn't have been happier. I had 4 place settings but only used one and washed it after every meal. Desk, computer, one camp chair, and an inflatable mattress. Stayed that way until my wife joined me my second year and made me get a real apartment.

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