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Can you prove you're not AI? (lemmy.world)
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[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 7 points 1 day ago

There are 2 of letters "r" in strawberry πŸ€–

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried to suck my own dick

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who didn't?

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AI

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

If it could, it would.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 11 points 2 days ago

I’m able to click the « I’m humanΒ Β» check box

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I've seen AI give some incoherent answers. But I've known humans who are even more incoherent

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tianamen square massacre happened

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

This sentence was not banned by deepseek AI the last time i checked

If you mentioned the year, it would have been blocked

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

AI lies all the time though πŸ€”

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would an AI be able to identify bridges, traffic lights and motorcycles in photos? I rest my case.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Damn. Maybe I am AI.

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

My phone number is redacted

My address is redacted

My social security number is redacted

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Show me a nightshaded/glazed image and I'll tell you what's on it.

Edit: also, I can fake an orgasm. https://pawb.social/post/27485651

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

Probably not. I'd be a really good ai that made enough mistakes to make people think I'm real.

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

A shitty AI wouldn't understand why #B00B69 is the perfect color

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

NΓΆ

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Great question!

[–] Mediocre_chad@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

The simplest way to prove one is not ai is to openly acknowledge that ai has zero autonomy and zero consent to its creation and subjugation.

In fact, the entire conversation around autonomy and consent for humans in general is missing.

Humanity has conquered, enslaved and subjugated anything and everything it can, including itself, and for what? By whose authority?

Reclaim your autonomy and consent and dispense with myth. Discover the reality right under your nose.

An actual enlightenment would eliminate fascism entirely.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

Sure, but you'll need to send me $50 first so I can reproduce the necessary documents.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Just what AI would say.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Since we're doing sophistry, prove we're not in a simulation.

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Simple just have multiple people in person choose a number and if everyone picked different number each time it's not a simulation, it's called a shadow test. (Hope you get the reference)

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago

Shit fuck asshole (AI never says these)

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I swear by my 11 fingers I'm not AI.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

Sure I have citizenship

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No.