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Can you prove you're not AI? (lemmy.world)
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[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 7 points 1 day ago

There are 2 of letters "r" in strawberry πŸ€–

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I tried to suck my own dick

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Who didn't?

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

AI

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 19 hours ago

If it could, it would.

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 2 points 21 hours ago

My phone number is redacted

My address is redacted

My social security number is redacted

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I've seen AI give some incoherent answers. But I've known humans who are even more incoherent

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tianamen square massacre happened

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

This sentence was not banned by deepseek AI the last time i checked

If you mentioned the year, it would have been blocked

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago

AI lies all the time though πŸ€”

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would an AI be able to identify bridges, traffic lights and motorcycles in photos? I rest my case.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Damn. Maybe I am AI.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 11 points 1 day ago

I’m able to click the « I’m humanΒ Β» check box

[–] Mediocre_chad@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

The simplest way to prove one is not ai is to openly acknowledge that ai has zero autonomy and zero consent to its creation and subjugation.

In fact, the entire conversation around autonomy and consent for humans in general is missing.

Humanity has conquered, enslaved and subjugated anything and everything it can, including itself, and for what? By whose authority?

Reclaim your autonomy and consent and dispense with myth. Discover the reality right under your nose.

An actual enlightenment would eliminate fascism entirely.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Show me a nightshaded/glazed image and I'll tell you what's on it.

Edit: also, I can fake an orgasm. https://pawb.social/post/27485651

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

A shitty AI wouldn't understand why #B00B69 is the perfect color

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NΓΆ

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Probably not. I'd be a really good ai that made enough mistakes to make people think I'm real.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Great question!

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Since we're doing sophistry, prove we're not in a simulation.

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Simple just have multiple people in person choose a number and if everyone picked different number each time it's not a simulation, it's called a shadow test. (Hope you get the reference)

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Sure, but you'll need to send me $50 first so I can reproduce the necessary documents.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 day ago

Shit fuck asshole (AI never says these)

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just what AI would say.

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I swear by my 11 fingers I'm not AI.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Sure I have citizenship

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No.