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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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I tried to stop them to inform them of my condition and how rude they were being but one of them keep loudly yelling "HUH?" "HUH?" while taking unsolicited pictures of my behind. Was I "mogged" on? Was I "dabbed" on by rude teenagers?

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[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

While the way they went after you for that was rude, lack of gluteal muscles can be a serious problem and you would do well to see a physical therapist about it. It can contribute to knee dysfunction which can lead to injuries when people try to run or work out, and make people more prone to falling. A good lifting regiment can start to remedy that, and the basic exercises can be done at home with minimal equipment.

Also it's really cool you have a pet stick bug. But how do you walk a pet stick bug?!

edit god fucking dammit this is badposting

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao you went outside without assmaxing.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago

This is entry level shit, I just shove raw ginger up my ass and now I get stuck in revolving doors.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't even get a modicum of sympathy here of all places.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Well I was gonna donate some cake butt now I think I'll just keep it for myself

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 23 hours ago

Fine be that way.

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I too suffer from diminished glute syndrome. Solidarity in concave buttcheeks comrade

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

let me ass you this, are you addicted to any drugs? NoAssAtall perhaps?

I'll butt out now.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 5 points 21 hours ago

I would but like I can't tell where they begin? lol jk man it's all good.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago

Hank Hill is goals.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago

I didn't read the rest of the post

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, everyone, point and laugh at the assless freak! Bet you need a belt in skinny jeans, don't you, no ass?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago

[Barry Burton voice from Resident Evil 1 ps1] DA-HAMN YOU!!