badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
While the way they went after you for that was rude, lack of gluteal muscles can be a serious problem and you would do well to see a physical therapist about it. It can contribute to knee dysfunction which can lead to injuries when people try to run or work out, and make people more prone to falling. A good lifting regiment can start to remedy that, and the basic exercises can be done at home with minimal equipment.
Also it's really cool you have a pet stick bug. But how do you walk a pet stick bug?!
edit god fucking dammit this is badposting
Lmao you went outside without assmaxing.
NSFW BUTT
Oh la la!
This is entry level shit, I just shove raw ginger up my ass and now I get stuck in revolving doors.
no ass!
I can't even get a modicum of sympathy here of all places.
Well I was gonna donate some cake butt now I think I'll just keep it for myself
Fine be that way.
I too suffer from diminished glute syndrome. Solidarity in concave buttcheeks comrade
let me ass you this, are you addicted to any drugs? NoAssAtall perhaps?
I'll butt out now.
Eat my shorts!
I would but like I can't tell where they begin? lol jk man it's all good.
This you?
Hank Hill is goals.
I didn't read the rest of the post
Hey, everyone, point and laugh at the assless freak! Bet you need a belt in skinny jeans, don't you, no ass?
[Barry Burton voice from Resident Evil 1 ps1] DA-HAMN YOU!!