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Dog
My uncle had a pitbull named "kitty kitty".
Atleast that's what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he'd always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty... ".
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Doggo
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish "Pussy"
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, "Where's My Pussy!" and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
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Grunch
Id go with genocider or any variant like bird genocider, lizard genocider
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.
I do the thing where I hold my cat's head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I'm gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
My cat Chili could relate.
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Adolf Kitler
Chairman Meow
Actually I like that one.
Fidel Catro
Meowssolini
Mlemin
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SchrΓΆdinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
That name rings a bell
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Lo mein
voidfucker
You know that cute thing vets do when they come out to the waiting room and call the cat's name?
They won't do that if you name your cat "Shithead".
Nyan
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
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Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
Himmler.
Pussydawg
We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.
Meowssolini
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