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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I would much prefer if someone began their flirting process with a plain and obvious statement.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

would it be terribly uncomfortable if you were able to allow me the honor of licking your butthole?

am I doing this right?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 5 days ago

Even better if a person simply asked if it was OK to flirt with me first. I also feel like it opens up the silliness a bit. Then, you can’t really blame them if it just sounds dumb. Like, they warned you!

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

M'butthole

/tips tongue

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

That sort of breaks the whole point of flirting though

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If by flirting you mean making really obvious lewd innuendos, I know exactly what I am doing. Do you want me to fix your pipes or should I 'fix' your 'pipes?' 😏

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Are you threatening me?

I would like my pipes to win the next horse race, yes

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I like how those chat bubbles align on the right.

What platform is that?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Dunno but Signal and Threema look like that.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 5 days ago

Facebook Messenger

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Meanwhile me:

  • Women thinking that I am flirting when I am not;

  • Women thinking I am not interested while me being in love with them.